Bad Elmo Pizza
Great first date meal!This concotion is not approved for human consumption. It was created at the whim of elmo while on set with Miss Piggy during their previously unknown porn shoot in 2017. This recipe will not get you laid.
Servings: 6 Cats
Ingredients
- 1 tbsp Oilive Oil
- 5 cups Organic Whole Wheat Flour
- 1 cup Sundried Tomatoes
- 3 cup Nasty Mozz Cheese
- 2 cup Spinach
Instructions
- Mix the dry ingredients, add the yeast I fogot to put in ingredients, along with the water I forgot.
- Mix and let rise for one day
- Slap it really hard, like the pillow you punch when you're really mad at your ex
- Smell it. If it smells off, which it will after rising for 24+ hours, throw it out and start over reducing your rise time by .85726
- Order pizza from the store, make this tomorrow
- Roll out the dough and put stuff on it
- Bake in the oven for way too long so it feels like your mouth is bleeding when you're finished eating
- Get real baked so that you can forget this meal ever happened
You may need to consume a 50mg edible to do this perfectly wrong.
Pull yourself off the floor if you have to
